So I have this cactus, but its way to dangerous. It has thousands of tiny spines that will stick in my finger and break off, leaving me in discomforting agony for days. I've decided to kill it. I poured about 3 cups of clorox in the pot, and a cup of laundry detergent. If this doesn't work, I will try acetone. Any (non conventional[aka not with a shovel])other ideas?

Put it in that garbage chewing thingy that all Americans in movies have in their houses.

Don't have that

Give it to this guy !

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Oh that would've been interesting. I don't think it would though, it's as tough and knotty as wood

I think you give it to someone on jackass so they can eat it.

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ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

just overwater it

bleach

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pop a cap in the sumbitch

Lighter fluid & Fire.

plus stand close to it, so you can still enjoy a bit of the high.

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Give it away. Move the cactus to the front with a sign - FREE CACTUS. Craigslist works too.

Freezer.

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