Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Tucson, AZ (for now)
Substandard toilets...
WARNING - senseless rant to follow
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Ok so... I'm starting to get rather irritated at the moment. I have been staying with my girlfriend a lot lately, and while she's at work (she works days, I work evenings), I enjoy a tad of privacy to shall we say... take a shit. But for some odd reason, the toilet in her apartment struggles to handle my offerings. So I am forced to play amateur janitor as I curse and drive a plunger into the porcelain convenience. I don't understand; when I use my facilities in my apartment, no problem. She obviously has an inferior toilet. Luxury apartments my ARSE.
Sorry, I'm just really getting irritated. I blame her "healthy" cooking... so many veggies and fiber...
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Originally posted by RJT
I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.
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Originally posted by Kevy Kev
When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.
Jul-28-2008 18:34
nefardec
Tranceaddict in tranning
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
thanks for your contribution today
Jul-28-2008 18:37
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
this post gave me a laugh at work.
ive been in similar siutations and the answer to your problem is, stop using a lo-flo tiolet, you need to get one of those monsters that takes a whole fuckin lake of water to flush down.
Jul-28-2008 18:43
SteelWolf
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Tucson, AZ (for now)
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Originally posted by r5a
this post gave me a laugh at work.
ive been in similar siutations and the answer to your problem is, stop using a lo-flo tiolet, you need to get one of those monsters that takes a whole fuckin lake of water to flush down.
Yeah, or the kind that has like a fucking air cannon... FWOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! those are so cool.
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Originally posted by RJT
I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.
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Originally posted by Kevy Kev
When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.
Jul-28-2008 18:45
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
Jul-28-2008 18:57
SteelWolf
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Tucson, AZ (for now)
lol wtf
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Originally posted by RJT
I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.
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Originally posted by Kevy Kev
When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.
Jul-28-2008 19:02
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Oh my god.
MAKE IT STOPP AHHHHHHH HEAD ESPLODE.
Jul-28-2008 19:06
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
this post gave me a laugh at work.
ive been in similar siutations and the answer to your problem is, stop using a lo-flo tiolet, you need to get one of those monsters that takes a whole fuckin lake of water to flush down.
lol or he could call the landlord and bitch that the toilet doesn't work properly when taking a shit.
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Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Jul-28-2008 19:07
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
lol or he could call the landlord and bitch that the toilet doesn't work properly when taking a shit.
they are just going to give him the runaround. they'll check it and see that its flushing ok and be like yo what the problem is, and leave.
Originally posted by r5a
they are just going to give him the runaround. they'll check it and see that its flushing ok and be like yo what the problem is, and leave.
Well then next time he takes a shit he calls them and says that a pipe burst so they come over immediately. Then he flushes in front of them and they see it doesn't work.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Jul-28-2008 19:19
Abercrombie
myspace.com/ashesband
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
A majority of the southern Canadian cities' retail toilets are bought by Americans.
We still have the 3.5 gal/flush toilets available along with the low flush 1.6 gal/flush which are mandatory by law in the US.
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