holy shit i just smoked weed and this is making me lol pretty hard

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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# pepelicious Says: July 29th, 2008 at 3:37 pm The gangster looking guy who randomly shows up to a party that is really not that scene. Usually this guy is a few years younger than everyone else. Half the people start covering their watches with their sleeves and tucking their necklaces in to their shirts when this guy wanders in. The other half are trying to remember how much coke is again and if they went to the atm machine before they came.

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LOL all those are so true.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Hilarious read... nice work

very nice.

People who bring their kids to the party.


At one party we were all pretty hammered and it was late... and some chica shows up with a baby and we were all like "WTF" even the guy who was throwing the party (Thekidswanttechno).


So we didnt want to smoke infront of the kid so we all cram into the bathroom. 2 bowls, 13 people in a tiny studio bathroom. We broke the door, the shower curtin and the closet door. But man did we hotbox that shit. I think when we opened the door all the smoke went back into the studio becuase it was so much (defeating the purpose)


fun times

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A couple bonus additions from the comments section that I TOTALLY agree with:

The musician who insists on picking up the guitar or sitting down at the piano after they’ve had a few drinks and playing something really “deep”. Save it for your bedroom, Jim Croce.

One person you don’t want to see is the chick who brings her ugly/bitchy/boring/opinionated single girlfriend she’s constantly trying to pawn off on some unsuspecting guy.

What about the guy who is way to aggressive while trying to get chicks and then winds up beating someone up? Those guys are usually at the parties where the ratio is not in you favor.

Music snob
Where he’s found. Hovering by your cd player all night. Bitches to anyone in earshot about how bad your collection is. Loudly mentions band recently featured on Pitchfork, as though anyone gives a shit about Pitchfork. Comandeers the CD player and does the best he can with your crap collection. Bums cigarettes all night then complains that no one smokes American Spirits. Drones on and on about this kick ass band he saw jam at some shit hole and how that’s real music. Has serious case of short term memory as everyone at the party remembers when he was into Limp Bizkit.

The guy who thinks he’s Dane Cook. Note: if chicks are the only one laughing at your stories, you’re not funny.

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The guy who thinks he’s Dane Cook. Note: if chicks are the only one laughing at your stories, you’re not funny.

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