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The Sushipunk Complot
Viva la revolution!
It is enough and someone needs to stand up now. Apparently that someone is me now.
My friends, our beloved forum is being overtaken. I'm talking about Sushipunk, of course. He deceived us. He tried to appear as nice and warm and a little eccentric but recently his true face has shown. Sushipunk is pure evil.
It was all deception, until he was made a mod of DJ Promo. Then the terror began. His regime has been incresingly repressive and brutal ever since. Innocent new members getting banned for recommending cheap and worthy products. Chlola getting banned because she refused to submit to his ways, thinking independently and freely. Meat187 getting banned because he knew too much. Terrorism everywhere.
Sushi has already destroyed the established TA culture. He hates Trance. He is not one of us. Whenever someone posts Trance in the DJ promo forum it gets deleted immediately. This is fascist censorship! And he has used his webspace to create an army of willing and obedient henchmen. By hosting boring house mixes of shitty DJs like woscar on his homepage he made them compliant and forces his will on them. Everyone else is openly insulted by him and his sinister henchmen, thinking their reign can't be broken.
But it can!
Sushipunk wants us to believe that he is just an unimportant mod of a subforum. That his power is limited and poses no threat. But is that really true? Of course not! He is the one pulling the strings. Swamper is nothing but a sad old man, probably senile, maybe even dead already. As for Daydreamer, he clearly has gone mad a long time ago. And all the other mods have disappeared. I wonder how many of them have been attacked by birds. There's no one to oppose Sushi now.
So we must rise up, the members of TA, and fight back. We must take back what once was ours. Join me in ths fight for freedom brothers, for it soon will be too late. Sushipunk MUST be deprived of his moderator status. His tyranny MUST end.
Help me my friends in our glorious struggle for freedom and PLUR. Join our cause and do not trust anyone who has a mix of his hosted by Sushipunk. Let the revolution begin now.
Whenever Sushipunk says something, you say the opposite. Oppose his every opinion. Hate everything he loves. Love everything he hates. Try to undermine his power, try to hack, create alts, spam, do whatever you can to create destruction and chaos in his empire. Make every case of humiliation and abuse you have suffered at the hands of Sushipunk or his followers public in this thread. Show the world their real faces. Do not succumb to his attemps to pull you on his side, or to convince you that this is all a joke, a lie, a defamation of an upright Australian. As if such a thing would exist. 
I know we can win this battle. Join us! Together we will overthrow his regime. Together we can reclaim this beautiful forum.
I will soon broadcast further instructions for the resistance fighters over the Bedroom Sessions radio. Watch out for that!
FIGHT SUSHIPUNK!
Sieg heil!
The Sushipunk Complot - Underground Resistance Radio Broadcast
Tomorrow, 30.09.2010 at TA Bedroom Sessions! Tune in at 20:30 (GMT+1) that is 24.5 hours from now!
Reasons why you must listen:
- The track names are formatted in cool html, courtesy of Lira
- I'm to stupid to turn of my mic and you might hear me sing
- It's the only way to resist Sushipunk. Join our movement!!!
- There will be Trance and vocals and cheese, so you can PLUR the fuck out!
- At worst, you can laugh at my shitty DJ skills, cause this is my first try.
Last edited by on Sep-29-2010 at 18:04
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