And I know this because I look forward to buying shit like furniture and housewares.
Fuck, next thing I'm gonna want kids. Stupid nature.
*punches self in the biological clock*
Jun-11-2008 13:12
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
I've always enjoyed buying furniture and housewares... even when I first moved out.
Shit. I'm not old. I'm gay.
:: punches self in the gay ::
Jun-11-2008 13:20
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Ahahaha, I actually lol'ed.
Jun-11-2008 13:21
UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton
Im 24 right now turning 25 in dec ......What makes me sad is that after 25 more years I'll be 50
Jun-11-2008 13:29
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
And your dick is gonna be all shriveled up. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jun-11-2008 13:30
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
No, you're just going through you're "I'm domesticated phase" and thinking wow, this is what normal people must do when they're not balling on drugs and pissed drunk on weekends all the time where they wouldn't notice a 3 day old corpse in the corner of their lounge room and go 'I'll clean it up on Tuesday'
You're utterly gone when you no longer have pretty hair or in my case, dreads.
You've bought your first house
You actually work more than you party
The above is fairly bad, but its only stage 1
Then waking up one day and decide, gee I might spend $4000 on renovations on the downstairs bathroom (we never use) because some of the tiles where 'icky' ...and think your rental properties would increase their value with about $5000 worth of landscaping after watching Better Homes and Gardens on telly
And getting jealous as they really where better homes and gardens...
You're screwed
Its over, welcome to my personal hell Jenny
Jun-11-2008 13:31
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
The fuck? Did you just call me "normal"? Fucking whore!
Jun-11-2008 13:31
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Yes you wanton slut, you're old and you better get impregnated while people can still look at you without wearing welding glasses.
Jun-11-2008 13:33
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Aw man. This makes me regret not having more promiscuous sex in my nubile years.
Jun-11-2008 13:34
Dr. DAS
Gain Control
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Raccoon City
Re: It's official: I'm truly getting old.
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
And I know this because I look forward to buying shit like furniture and housewares.
Fuck, next thing I'm gonna want kids. Stupid nature.
*punches self in the biological clock*
Things starting to hang a little lower than they used to?
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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.
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Jun-11-2008 13:37
Massive84
Old Relic
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Sequence Realm
As long as you keep using that avatar, you will never be to old!
And besides, there is nothing wrong with milf!
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Jun-11-2008 13:38
XaNaX
I <3 global warming
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: 1000 Miles too far North
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
No, you're just going through you're "I'm domesticated phase" and thinking wow, this is what normal people must do when they're not balling on drugs and pissed drunk on weekends all the time where they wouldn't notice a 3 day old corpse in the corner of their lounge room and go 'I'll clean it up on Tuesday'
I'm on a personal crusade to continue balling on drugs even though I'm fully domesticated at this point
