Learned the hard way. I decided since I was bored I would jerk off to teens in erotic positions in their underwear.

Let's not do that again, my dick looks like it just was gobbled up by a a green swamp monster. In the midst of my session before I climaxed I sneezed and drooled all over my penis making it covered in boogers and saliva. Awesome times.

And on top of that I feel lightheaded as a kangaroo and want to puke.

I am going to have a shower and wallow in self-pity and probably kill myself.



And for those who didn't appreciate my story, I present to you...

shoulda used skype.

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Arpi - Somewhere Else (Stan Void Remix ) [ Neuroscience ] (Out Now)
Forerunners - Dragonfly (Stan Void Remix ) [ Solaris ] (Out Soon)
Stan Void - Transience [ Solaris ] (Out December 2008)
Stan Void - When You Know / Come Play [ Real Music ]
Stan Void - Montavo / A Moment's Definition [ Somatic Sense Vision ]

i almost missed the period after jesus christ and was actually interested in the thread.

Thread of the year.

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Why do people want to inform the entire world about things like this?

Public humiliation gets you off?

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Originally posted by r5a And for those who didn't appreciate my story, I present to you...

I was about to mention that this thread is shit and ask for a refund, but I deem this substitute satisfactory.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

use wiper fluid to clean up the evidence

At least it wasn't blood...















...period blood.

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Originally posted by jayxthekoolest At least it wasn't blood... ...period blood.

I find it redeeming how conveniently-placed this post was.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I find it redeeming how conveniently-placed this post was.

I really need as much help as I can possibly get.

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Originally posted by jayxthekoolest I really need as much help as I can possibly get.

r5a's about as good a counselor as you'll ever find.