this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom. I literally shit out 5 pounds in 30 seconds. Maybe its the aids.

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So, what you're saying is that you get a lot of pounds in your colon at 2 AM? And, now you have AIDS?

man, you shit money?

i shit shit. but at least i don't have aids.

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yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.

just ask my ex.

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Originally posted by denys envy yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good. just ask my ex.

Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

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Originally posted by david.michael Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

that brown looks like dark red... which is somewhat appropriate.

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Originally posted by denys envy that brown looks like dark red...

Well if I had a nickel...

nice..

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by david.michael Well if I had a nickel...

...I'd play "hide the nickel".

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Originally posted by ziptnf this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom.

This has happened to me too. Then you try to fart and almost shit your pants, so you have to get up and take a crap in the middle of the night. You sit there for a while thinking it's over, so you wipe and go back to bed, and then a minute later you have to run to the bathroom again.

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looks like you all have a fling of ulcerative colitis or chrons. Ian and myself have been looking for companionship for a long time now. welcome aboard.

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Originally posted by david.michael Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

Thats what she said.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.