You're going to get laid.








...alot.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

On a serious though, I really want to live there. At least for a couple of years, someday.

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some tips:


Study shows more sex for depressed women
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/st...853-662,00.html
DEPRESSED women have more sex than those who are happier, regardless of whether they are in a relationship or not, a study of Australians has found.
A survey of Melbourne women presented at an international mental health conference has concluded that females who suffer from mild to moderate depression have a third more sexual activity than those who are not.




Australia Study: 70 Percent of Women Seeking Abortions Used Contraception
http://www.lifenews.com/int777.html
Canberra, Australia (LifeNews.com) -- Abortion advocates say the use of contraception is an excellent way to reduce the number of abortions and have demanded that taxpayers fund more contraception efforts. However, a new Australia study shows two-thirds of the women seeking abortions did so because their contraception failed.

The study included 3,400 women who went to an abortion business in Adelaide over the course of a decade.



Genital Herpes One of Australia's Most Common STDs: Study
http://www.thebody.com/content/news/art23314.html
The first nationwide study on the topic has found that one Australian in eight has genital herpes, and 80 percent of those with the virus do not know they have it. The virus was found most often in people ages 35 to 44 and was more common in cities than rural areas. In indigenous communities, almost one in five people was infected. Women were twice as likely as men to contract genital herpes, the study said. "

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I would move to australia if their internet wasn't whack.

I'd visit if the spiders there didn't have fucking health bars.

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Originally posted by Project-K I'd visit if the spiders there didn't have fucking health bars.

HAHAHAHA!! YEAH...

Lol

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I change my vote. I'd go if stubag wasn't there.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I change my vote. I'd go if stubag wasn't there.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid On a serious though, I really want to live there. At least for a couple of years, someday.

+1

already thinking about working abroad there if i dont do it in holland or some shit..

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit some tips:

My god dude, you fucking crack me up so much. Encoré!

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