Lately I've received very creative spams:


"Plucky Pensioner Discovers Hitler In His Local Starbucks"
"Michael J Fox found dead in apartment"
etc.


Share yours!

Spam is spam is spam. Never funny, just annoying.

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Originally posted by d-miurge "Michael J Fox found dead in apartment; building safe"

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

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Originally posted by d-miurge Lately I've received very creative spams: "Michael J Fox found dead in apartment" etc. Share yours!

I hope you weren't shaken up by that shocking spam.



"Heather to have other leg removed" was one I had a few weeks back, in reference to Heather Mills (formerly married to Paul McCartney).

Hundreds Flock to View Image of Jesus in Vomit Puddle

Hundreds of faithful Christians have lined up around the block of a bar in Long Beach, California to pray before an image in a puddle of vomit they believe represents Jesus Christ.

Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

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Originally posted by lücid Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

Oh good, they got my designs.

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Originally posted by bas Oh good, they got my designs.

you were the first person who popped into my mind when i read it this morning.

LA... sperm... cocaine... BAS IS FAMOUS!

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I often get the "what a stupid face you have there" ones which I find amusing; they're trying to flog fake watches which seem to be the new standard for spam rather than viagra or cialis.

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Originally posted by lücid you were the first person who popped into my mind when i read it this morning. LA... sperm... cocaine... BAS IS FAMOUS!

I WOULD be famous if the popos didn't lock down my supply

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