i finally got hit on (sort of) at the grocery store! i've always wanted it to happen but it never did until now when i have a boyfriend of course. it wasn't in the meat department like i wanted, it was in the deoderant aisle but whatever.

the guy isn't my type and i have a boyfriend but it was funny how he did it. he sprayed himself with Ax body spray (i think he was shopping with his roommate, another guy) and they were laughing and talking and looking at me and he goes, "yea see, this shit doesn't work. you're supposed to like jump my bones after i spray this stuff on me. that's how it happens in the commercial"


then he told me he is a singer/songwriter and invited me to a gig on saturday. oh and he got my number so he could "call and remind me" lol

should i not have given him my number? he seemed to be doing a bit of marketing for his gig more than anything so i didn't want to be presumptuous and be like, "oh i have a boyfriend". i mean, he was just being friendly afterall and inviting me to a gig.




anyway, moral of the story is you guys should really use that line in the grocery store or pick up a chick in the grocery store.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

How about no, and you cockpunch the next guy that uses that line on you?

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

1 week you're upset your man is friends with his ex and the next you're giving your number to a man who sprays himself with shit body spray. elle oh ell.

your a snake.

cue jerry springer audience

"slut slut slut slut"

now we just need the fight to go with it, and some big black woman shouting "oh no she di-ernt"

well he gave me his business card that has his myspace link on it.

like i said, he probably just wanted to flirt and then hand his card and invite me to his gig. he very well may have a girlfriend but he's just marketing himself. what if he wasn't really 'hitting' on me and then i was like, 'um i have a boyfriend'. would have been funny. so i just treated it like a friendly invite. he wasn't asking me to dinner or anything.

i'll tell my man though it's not a big deal. he'll probably pretend kick my ass and then say we should go to the gig. he's not jealous like me lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Well this is a bit anticlimactic. For some reason the thread title made me assume that you're announcing that you're pregnant.

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Hmmm. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I guess it all depends on what your body language said back to him. I see him asking you to dinner if Patrice doesn't come to the gig. Then you're going to say " sorry, I have a boyfriend" and he'll be all like " well why didn't you say so blablabla"

lol that would suck.

i should change it to "i got talked to at the grocery store".

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Originally posted by Slylee it wasn't in the meat department like i wanted

Wanna check out the Meat department?

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Originally posted by Frenchie Hmmm. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I guess it all depends on what your body language said back to him. I see him asking you to dinner if Patrice doesn't come to the gig. Then you're going to say " sorry, I have a boyfriend" and he'll be all like " well why didn't you say so blablabla"

well if i add him on myspace he'll know right away since my default is me and my boy kissing on the dancefloor lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

lol he looks like james zabiela actually, only younger.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone