My laugh of the day comes courtesy of Fox News (imagine that). To prove what a "battleground state" Pennsylvania is, the "reporter" asks everyone in a diner to raise their hands if they're voting for McCain. Crickets, some tumbleweed. Then he says raise em if you're voting for Obama. Every hand in the place goes up. At which point the Fox stooge turns to the camera and with a straight face says, "See, it's split." You can hear the patrons in the background scoffing at him.

he can't be serious

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colonelcrisp i bust my ass for the money i make ******** Oh so you are a male prostitute? That is such hard work taking dick? Now your ass can match your mouth.

John McCain at 1:40 into the video says: "If I was a dictator, which I always aspire to be..."

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Fox News -- Fair AND Balanced

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03.15 Simon Patterson [Avalon]

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transitions is what I live for

LOL at the old couple in the background. Husband puts his hand up for McCain and wife freaks out. She then enthusiastically puts her hands up for Obama and husband sits there and pouts.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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Originally posted by getfoul LOL at the old couple in the background. Husband puts his hand up for McCain and wife freaks out. She then enthusiastically puts her hands up for Obama and husband sits there and pouts.

haha i was just about to mention that. Fukin fox stooge.