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wtf ?

It's the onion

OMG IS THIS ARTICLE CEREAL?!

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Originally posted by iammesol OMG IS THIS ARTICLE CEREAL?!

Dude, what the hell is your problem? How could this article possibly be cereal? Cereal is for eating.

That's how all news articles should be written.

"Today in Midtown, some dumbass got shot for trying to rob a store."

"Today in Buckead, some idiot walked in front of a car and got his ass flattened."

Well we gotta weed out the dumb ones somehow.

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Originally posted by iammesol OMG IS THIS ARTICLE CEREAL?!

yep, this article is dead cereal

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Originally posted by Caution_BiPolar That's how all news articles should be written. "Today in Midtown, some dumbass got shot for trying to rob a store." "Today in Buckead, some idiot walked in front of a car and got his ass flattened."

I completely agree I enjoy a chuckle while i read the news

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