Welcome to Consumerlandia
Here we sell happiness for a thousand bucks and everlasting ecstasy for two grand. What do you say to moving here? The mortgage on your very respectable house will take just one and a half lifetimes to pay off, and your kids will be outfitted with the latest greatest college education, ensuring their future success in your choice of a medical, legal, or technical profession. The citizens are patriotic, the intellectual class quiet or complicit, and the police force is friendly and helpful. Banish your worries and move to Consumerlandia today.
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