I had a cab-driver the other day who told me the reason Sikhs wear turbans is because they don't believe in cutting their hair and so have to wear it all bundled up underneath.
Is this why you want to convert? So you can claim religious exemption from cutting your hair?
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Location: Free Candy! Yay! (Only available in select vans)
Are there any religions where it's mandatory for the (hot, not ugly) women to fellate and have sexual intercourse with the men? I'd join a religion for a benefit like that.
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Oct-26-2008 02:07
walcott
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: trolling...
It's winter, I'm letting my hair grow long...
Oct-26-2008 02:09
jupiterone
housin' guide
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Are there any religions where it's mandatory for the (hot, not ugly) women to fellate and have sexual intercourse with the men? I'd join a religion for a benefit like that.
Oct-26-2008 02:09
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
Become a Jedi...The Church of Jediism...
The Jedi Vow
I am a Jedi in my heart,
a Jedi in my mind,
a Jedi in my soul,
a Jedi in my spirit,
and a Jedi in all that I do and say.
I choose the path of the Jedi as a way and means to do that which is right, to illumination, to inner peace, and to calmness of mind.
I choose the path of the Jedi to express my profound allegiance and devotion to the Living Force.
I vow to uphold the Jedi teachings, and hereby devote my life to the cause of the Jedi, that I in turn may earn the right to be called a true Jedi.
I vow to honor the five parts of the Jedi Creed.
Originally posted by elFreak
who the fuck cares...spaghetti monster > *
Yes! A beer vulcano and a striper factory, how can any other religion possible offer anything better than this. Pastafarianism > all
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Oct-26-2008 10:07
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Are there any religions where it's mandatory for the (hot, not ugly) women to fellate and have sexual intercourse with the men? I'd join a religion for a benefit like that.
Well, Judaism holds that it is one of the husband's sole duties to sexually satisfy his wife. That's almost the same thing.
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Oct-26-2008 10:21
Xan_2v2
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2008
Location: lost in London
I know a way you could get 42 virgins to satisfy you for all eternity
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