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Guess who this is
I just had this MSN convo with a random TA. I'm pretty sure he was taking the shit but this is loltastic nonetheless. I edited out the names so you can guess who it is.
***** says:
hey! this is ***** from ta
Keith says:
hail to ye
***** says:
apparently I am also known as ***** in certain circles
***** says:
=/
Keith says:
evidently so
***** says:
ok can we have a candid CORwhore convo
***** says:
no need for formalities when talking to someone who posts in COR
Keith says:
*unbuckles belt*
***** says:
this is going to be a very  conversation, i promise you
***** says:
be aware of that
Keith says:
I'm not afraid
***** says:
first off, is that you in your avatar
Keith says:
the two beach chairs?
***** says:
uhhhhhhh there are beach chairs? i am talking about the bare chested guy
***** says:
with the headphones
Keith says:
ah yes, the TA avatar
Keith says:
no, that's sven vath in all his drunken glory
***** says:
are you even remotely bisexual?
***** says:
i admit it, i have a little man crush on you
***** says:
i am so so so sorry, but i do
Keith says:
everyone does, but no sorry
***** says:
seriously?
Keith says:
well obviousely I'm such a sexy manbeast
***** says:
ohhhhh man i dont know WHY but I wish you were a little gay
***** says:
just _you_ specifically too, it's weird
***** says:
like i honestly want to you to use my body like a woman
***** says:
you make me wild
Keith says:
I have that effect on people
***** says:
do you have a picture online or no? (i can understand a no given the nature of this conversation)
Keith says:
no
***** says:
do you think i am a sick man?
***** says:
because i am
Keith says:
I think you are, but that's only because you post on TA
***** says:
the gay angle isn't even scratching the surface to be honest
***** says:
we're not done yet.
***** says:
i am going to hint at something i suspect
***** says:
a deviant... lifestyle, i suppose
***** says:
you know me from the boards...
***** says:
i am a very naughty guy
***** says:
<.<
***** says:
>.>
***** says:
into really.... sick stuff
Keith says:
like... EDM?
***** says:
heh. i think you know exactly what i'm talking about too
***** says:
but shhhhhhh !
***** says:
im going to hint at this so do not openly say what it is
***** says:
you do know it can RUIN things for both of us to even discuss such a thing
***** says:
so let's not actually discuss it (yes its that kind of thing)
***** says:
lol
***** says:
you can tell me to stop at any time
Keith says:
no, this is rather amusing
***** says:
and i will. and we will not go any further. so you won't snitch right?
***** says:
i will make this SO FUCKING abstract
***** says:
but you will immediately see where i'm going
***** says:
here are some gift ideas, tell me how much you would like to play with them
***** says:
(first promise you won't snitch and that this is confidential to max)
Keith says:
ok sure
***** says:
teddy bears. pink fuzzy teddy bears
***** says:
barbie doll
***** says:
oooh! ooh! its santa
***** says:
go sit on santa's lap
***** says:
tiny tiny little gloves
***** says:
apple juice
***** says:
play doh
***** says:
jigsaw puzzles of unicorns
***** says:
rocking horse
***** says:
pink television
***** says:
bedtime is early
***** says:
first day of school
***** says:
frilly tutu
***** says:
ballerina
***** says:
do you catch the drift in here? should i keep going outside the box
***** says:
or is the extremely IMPLIED..........thing, very clear in your mind
Keith says:
you wish you were an 8 year old girl?
***** says:
dude what the fuck did i say
***** says:
LOL
***** says:
no
***** says:
i want you to to put 2 + 2 together
Keith says:
four.
***** says:
i like how you are playing like you don't get it
***** says:
just answer yes or no to the questions i pose until i tell you not to
Keith says:
very well
***** says:
I want to play with the people who enjoy the things i listed
***** says:
play with them in all sorts of ways
***** says:
play with every part of them
***** says:
in all sorts of ways
***** says:
i like to look at such people
***** says:
because of...
***** says:
the fact that they are not as
***** says:
aged as me
Keith says:
so you want to BONE 8 year old girls
***** says:
LOL
***** says:
STOP SAYING THAT
***** says:
dont say anything explicit
***** says:
FUCK
***** says:
can we stay abstract?
***** says:
please
Keith says:
are you afraid the FBI will be on to you?
***** says:
you're the one talking about disgusting things (angel halo around my head)
***** says:
shhhhhhh
***** says:
fuck
***** says:
so I relate to that bear
***** says:
with his seal of approval
***** says:
i suspected that you did too a lil
***** says:
we could start with fully clothed examples
***** says:
then there is a program where you dont use the internet but a secret network
***** says:
its called freenet
***** says:
fully encrypted
***** says:
so nobody know who sends or receives what
***** says:
i am really really really really secretive and private about this
***** says:
i dont ever say anything explicilitly
***** says:
sometimes i am right sometimes not
Keith says:
nothing more secretive than approaching random people on the internet
***** says:
about my assumptions
***** says:
no i only rarely assume
***** says:
sometimes it pays off
***** says:
BIG TIME
***** says:
HEHEHEHEHE
***** says:
sometimes it does not
***** says:
but either way, the encounters are so rare and so abstract and so one off (i dont bother one who denies) that i just skirt around trouble
Keith says:
have you attempted to contact IGK?
***** says:
because i make sure i dont say anything solid and i play games
***** says:
he will assume troll
Keith says:
no no, I'm fairly sure he would find all this fascinating
***** says:
i would not like it if someone randomly contacted me unless i knew them a lil bit
***** says:
do you talk to him?
***** says:
is he...a confirmed
***** says:
or are you just guessing?
***** says:
because of all the rumors
Keith says:
let's call it... and educated guess
***** says:
so i guess you don't like these toys
***** says:
?
***** says:
at all? not even the slightly vintage ones?
Keith says:
only if they would fare a good price on antiques roadshow
***** says:
how old would an antique have to be in your opinion?
***** says:
like 15 years?
***** says:
heheh
Keith says:
more like, 85
Keith says:
if you catch my drift
***** says:
gerontophilia
Keith says:
what happened to being abstract?
***** says:
what happened to gerontophilia being legal
***** says:
it is
***** says:
it was a joke anyway
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