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geroin
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Joke of the day

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A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old i am today?"

"No, how old?" his father replies.

"Im eleven!"

The little boys goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old i am today?"

She says, "Come close..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

"How could you tell!?!?" he asks

"Well" she says, "I heard you tell your father"


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BARF

I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera


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BARF

I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera

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TranceGrooves
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Q - what is the opposite of laughter?

A - Sex

How?

Laughter is "ha ha ha ha"

Sex is "ah ah ah ah"


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chinamon
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i dont know why gera likes to tell everyone about his 11th birthday...


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Re: Joke of the day

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HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather.


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HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather.


he used grandmother because he didnt want to get you excited.


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HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather.

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BARF

I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera


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hahah.. I love that dirty old man


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