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Joke of the day
stolen from c0r
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old i am today?"
"No, how old?" his father replies.
"Im eleven!"
The little boys goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old i am today?"
She says, "Come close..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
"How could you tell!?!?" he asks
"Well" she says, "I heard you tell your father"
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