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I was too tempted not to write a few norris quotes, so here they are...
"Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time"
"Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body."
"Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch."
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."
"Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result."
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"
"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef."
"Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin."
...and my fave...
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
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"You don't know if it's fear or desire, danger the drug that takes you higher..."
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