Registered: May 2002
Location: Coral Springs, FLORIDA
Rules of the Toddler
Rules of the Toddler
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours
in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the
pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
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Jun-02-2002 21:07
lMIlk
Moderat0r
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries
god damn i hate toddlers
Jun-02-2002 21:08
tranceaddict991
psybass
Registered: May 2001
Location: maryland
hhahahha very true
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the first few minutes may be very disornating...remember to stay clam and focused...insticts could play a very important part here...so trust us..
Jun-02-2002 21:24
Miss Proximus
titelloos
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Block II, Cell 13
that must be so tiring if you have toddlers and have to say "no, put that back" etc ALL the time
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Mayibuye Africa!Viva Mexico - Hasta la Chingada!Malaysia I will be there
Jun-02-2002 21:35
Coup
Retired
Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK
there also the rules of my 12 year old sister, one day ill strangle her
Jun-02-2002 21:53
Rostros
Carbon Sasquatch
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: United Kingdom
Toddlers and Children are our future...There can be a pain , just give em a Spank, !!"
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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."
Jun-03-2002 11:45
dj kinetica
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: San Jose, California, USA
i hate little kids..especially when they get in that brat stage around 4-10 years old...ughhhhhhh you wanna kick em in the face
Jun-03-2002 12:05
Miss Proximus
titelloos
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Block II, Cell 13
that's just a matetr of raising them the right way innit
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Mayibuye Africa!Viva Mexico - Hasta la Chingada!Malaysia I will be there
Jun-03-2002 12:22
Palivar
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Unknown
We're just born into this world to live--to eat, drink, sleep, work, play, worship, etc etc...--because what else is there for man than what he's been given under the sun? So let it be. Let it be.
Jun-03-2002 20:25
IronDragon
Ya'll be some busters
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: So sleepy
I think it's pretty much scientific opinion that children become invariably annoying after they are babies and are never able to recaptue their 'awwwwwwww' factor.