Whilst at my local authority leisure centre ,I used the gym. Was on the treadmill and on the large tv screen was a Britney Spears video( her last one with the fish-net stockings and ass- shaking). I became engrossed in the video , lost my footing and fell on my face. Do I sue Britney or my local authority ? Thanks.
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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x
Dec-06-2008 05:49
chimera66
PARTOUZE
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Left Coast
its your own damn fault imo. hopefully not too many saw
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I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
Dec-06-2008 06:00
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Sue your optometrist. Getting engrossed in a Britney Spears video means you're obviously blind as fuck.
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Dec-06-2008 06:02
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
sue your mother who gave birth to you & starting these chain of events.
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Dec-06-2008 06:15
Trance Nutter
........... I got nothing
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Sue your penis for throwing your balance out.
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**Man I'm Pretty**
Dec-06-2008 06:44
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
I knew advertising would come in handy - have this billboard on 95:
"WhoCanISue.com"
check it out, profit!
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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Dec-06-2008 06:45
Sandsider
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2007
Location: Scotland /Utopia.
quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
sue your mother who gave birth to you & starting these chain of events.
Funnily enough , I would made that same reply. Love, peace and deep- fried mars bars.x
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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x
