If your lady (or significant other) asks you "do you ever masturbate about me?", is there a "right" answer?

It seems like a trap question.

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how is that a trap?

if u say yes, you boost her ego
if you say no, you shatter her ego

"No honey, I don't need to. I skillfully put it in your butt every night after you fall asleep"

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the problem I think with Yes is I didn't really want to make her feel as if I am being unfulfilled sexually.

Dr Drew and Adam Corolla fail me again.

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Personally, I would probably avoid answering by making fun of the question in a way so as to effectively change the subject. Alternately, you could respond directing the same question to them -- then, simply give them back whatever answer they gave you; they can't very well hold it against you then, can they?

just say yes.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

There is never a right answer with women

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit the problem I think with Yes is I didn't really want to make her feel as if I am being unfulfilled sexually.

because you have the chance to shag her 24/7/365? i don't think so

she shouldn't have to ask you in the first place.

fail.