FIFA has managed to keep details about this hidden from the public. But the truth is some players are actually given a blowjob just before each match, for endurance purposes on the pitch. it is controversial and that's why FIFA doesn't want the public knowing about this.

However, because some players can't cope with a blowjob and playing for 90 minutes straight, well, the heart starts to cause trouble. I have a copy of the FIFA contract where a clause clearly indicates blowjobs are obligatory 10 minutes before each match. But the heart problem arises because there are some players who lie about their sex life and for the most part use their respective wives as trophies of manhood while remaining completely sex-free. It's true.

You're probably thinking this is just some type of piss, but it isn't. FIFA, specially in international matches, wants to avoid any erections from the players. It makes sense if you think about it. Some players support this clause, wholeheartedly. Like Cristiano Rolando, every time his team plays in the Champions League, he volunteers to give each player of the opposing team a blowjob. That explains why he usually has so much of what would usually seem like make-up.

Endurance purposes are the main issue though. It is well documented players perform better after a good ol' suckin' of the penis, specially if done by C. Ronaldo. According to some players, he sucks as well as he dives.

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Originally posted by sensorium FIFA has managed to keep details about this hidden from the public. But the truth is some players are actually given a blowjob just before each match, for endurance purposes on the pitch. it is controversial and that's why FIFA doesn't want the public knowing about this. However, because some players can't cope with a blowjob and playing for 90 minutes straight, well, the heart starts to cause trouble. I have a copy of the FIFA contract where a clause clearly indicates blowjobs are obligatory 10 minutes before each match. But the heart problem arises because there are some players who lie about their sex life and for the most part use their respective wives as trophies of manhood while remaining completely sex-free. It's true. You're probably thinking this is just some type of piss, but it isn't. FIFA, specially in international matches, wants to avoid any erections from the players. It makes sense if you think about it. Some players support this clause, wholeheartedly. Like Cristiano Rolando, every time his team plays in the Champions League, he volunteers to give each player of the opposing team a blowjob. That explains why he usually has so much of what would usually seem like make-up. Endurance purposes are the main issue though. It is well documented players perform better after a good ol' suckin' of the penis, specially if done by C. Ronaldo. According to some players, he sucks as well as he dives.

Erythropoietin.

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