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Drunken Night Bus (Or equivalent) Stories
Alright so last night I went out for a few beers after class, we all got too drunk and no one could drive home.
We go to the night bus stop, we're waiting, I'm having a cig and one of my friend's tells a nigga joke. Yes I know it's a bad word, blah blah...
So this white guy comes out of the little bus shelter thing and starts bitching out my buddy (not even the right one) saying "Dont let me hear you say that word bro, I'm from NDG in the ghetto". Now, before I continue, we had to share the bus ride with him and I noted where he got off, it wasn't in the poor part AT ALL it was in the rich fucking jewish part.
Anyway, back to the bus stop.
He's really getting angrier by the second and his comments are becoming more and more hilarious, so I take a step forward towards my friend who's getting an earful from this dude and just at that time the wigger guy actually threatens my buddy with the following: "Fucking rich white boy, come to my hood and I'll get my black brother and his friends to beat the shit out of you".
At this I almost spat my cigarette out laughing and this seemed to irritate him even more and he just started threatening to beat all of us up at once, eventually he realizes what a retarded idea that is (not cause we're so tough, but there were quite a few of us and only one of him) and when the bus finally shows up he pushes through the line so he can get a seat at the back and avoid us.
Yours?
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