Welcome President Obama

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush
stole the election.

And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget,
revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry
problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and
mud slides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity
theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian
conflict,get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on
the 7th day, He will rest.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7848977.stm

lol won't the terrorists be happy too? he's shutting down guantanomo bay.. (sp?)

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Originally posted by winston

FISTING!!

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Originally posted by ******** what terrorists?

+1

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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the 'terrorists' might be happy that the US is discontinuing using torture methods to get information out of people they view as criminals?

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The deputy leader of al-Qaida’s branch in Yemen is a former Guantanamo detainee, according to a story in Friday’s New York Times. The story identifies the leader as Said Ali al-Shihri, a militant suspected of involvement in a deadly bombing of the United States Embassy in Yemen’s capital, Sana, in September. He was released from Guantanamo and sent to Saudi Arabia in 2007, according to the Times. There he passed through a Saudi rehabilitation program for former jihadists before resurfacing with al-Qaida in Yemen. His status was announced in an Internet statement by the militant group and was confirmed by an American counterterrorism official. “They’re one and the same guy,” said the official, who insisted on anonymity because he was discussing an intelligence analysis. “He returned to Saudi Arabia in 2007, but his movements to Yemen remain unclear.” The development comes as the Obama administration has moved toward closing down the Guantanamo facility and moving its most hard-core inmates to U.S. prisons, where they’d have the same rights as American criminals. Critics fear that putting them on U.S. soil will also increase the risk of attacks and hostage taking designed to release them. Of special concern is the fact that almost half the camp’s remaining detainees are Yemenis, and efforts to repatriate them depend in part on the creation of a Yemeni rehabilitation program — partly financed by the United States — similar to the Saudi one. The Times reports that, until now, Saudi Arabia has claimed that no graduate of its program has returned to terrorism. That Pentagon has said that at least 60 – possibly more – of the detainees released from Guantanamo have rejoined terrorist cells and have fought once again against Americans. http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/.../22/174357.html

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Originally posted by ******** what terrorists?

Last edited by winston on Jan-25-2009 at 22:19

Superman is coming to save the day!

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel lol won't the terrorists be happy too? he's shutting down guantanomo bay.. (sp?)

That's like their worst nightmare.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...ml?hpid=topnews

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov That's like their worst nightmare. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...ml?hpid=topnews

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the change in Washington appears to have rattled al-Qaeda's leaders, some of whom are scrambling to convince the faithful that Obama and Bush are essentially the same.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by jonze

We've finally regained momentum in the War on Terror - it's the battle for the hearts and minds that is the central front, and Obama is uniquely positioned to wage that fight.

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