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kinda gross.....
| quote: | are you a filthy whore?
i want to choke you with my cock... then fuck your tight asshole and cum in your toilet mouth.. perhaps if your a good slut i'll let you have a drink of my piss to wash down my nut.
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and
| quote: | re: Attractive SBF for EXTRAORDINARY SWM - 30
"You: Tall (taller than me, 5'10), intelligent, educated, professional, motivated, worldly, fun-loving, GENEROUS, sensitive, honest, trustworthy."
In other words, she wants a guy who will give her money.
What is it with these women. Get a job and quit begging us for money.
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and one more,
| quote: | Freak test - High score wins a date to First Friday - 35
Hello,
I'm a single, fit, fun, and fabulous young lady looking for a date for this weekend. I'm interested in going to First Friday and would like to go with a new male friend who is in his thirties. I tend to like freaky, geeky guys. Don't know what that means? Take this Freaky Geek Test and find out if you're a freak in my book. Give yourself 1 point for an A answer, 2 for B, 3 for C and 4 for a D.
1) I ride my bike:
a) Bike, what bike?
b) Once a year, just to justify my keeping it
c) Occasionally, for leisure or exercize
d) As often as I can (to work, to the store, to the bar)
2) My attitude about eating meat is:
a) A meal is not a meal without meat.
b) A burger a day keeps the blues away.
c) I could take it or leave it.
d) I am a vegan, but I wear leather.
3) My religious beliefs lean toward:
a) Scientology.
b) Christianity.
c) Self-worship.
d) Athiesm/agnosticism.
4) My favorite music is:
a) Country.
b) Classic rock.
c) Too broad to classify.
d) All ranked with five stars on my iTunes and .
5) I read craigslist personal ads because:
a) All the top ladies are here.
b) I want to meet new people and this is the best way.
c) I'm alienated by most of the people I've met in Vegas.
d) I've decided I want to date someone other than an avatar.
Bonus Question
*** I like my ladies:
a) Tall, tan, and hot.
b) Tall and hot.
c) Hot, but in a nerdy hot way.
d) Cool, pale, smart, and dorky.
So, with the bonus, you need to score at least 20 points to be a real geek. If you scored below 6, you didn't do the math right! If you scored 10, there's too much of a risk that you're a holy-roller christian who listens to right-wing radio while quail hunting in your suv. Sorry. We just aint gonna get along. Let's just leave it at that.
Alright. Are you still reading? You read! Can you also write? Mmh. Okay, then maybe you ARE a geek! Write me and send a pic along in your best geek chic. Show me your tattoo of yoga for a bonus first beer on me on Friday.
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Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence!
