1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.. I got mine piece and she got herpes..

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

Aww com'on! Nothing? Let me hear from the Mexicans.








LAME

LMAO

gold.









far cough.

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

Not too bad

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

Latest Mix

Jake hates Mexicans

lol had to pick the bishop

I have nothing to add.

Mexican, out.

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Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -William Faulkner

"Life is simple. You make choices and never look back."

this making me die in laughter

nigga polease

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quote:

Originally posted by jonas Bring lots of friends, a preist and a sack lunch. You'll need all three.

quote:

Originally posted by Zild I can understand people wanting to tech up their house since Techno is the shit, but please don't house up my Techno.

quote:

Originally posted by Ph03n1x I have nothing to add. Mexican, out.

oh really, what makes you better? you are still a 'yank' with zero culture, none whatsoever. then again, you hire these 'illegal immigrants' to fulfill tasks that you would not carry out yourself, and then so hypocritically you bash on them for being different than you are? as if being you, a stupid American with zero culture, no values other than working like a slave is worthy of appraisal. Go back to your little soap box, soak in the good old white privilege and wear your hats with pride, because you are going nowhere...

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Originally posted by winston oh really, what makes you better? you are still a 'yank' with zero culture, none whatsoever. then again, you hire these 'illegal immigrants' to fulfill tasks that you would not carry out yourself, and then so hypocritically you bash on them for being different than you are? as if being you, a stupid American with zero culture, no values other than working like a slave is worthy of appraisal. Go back to your little soap box, soak in the good old white privilege and wear your hats with pride, because you are going nowhere...

Bitter, are we? If needed, you can borrow the Mexican mowing my lawn for a back rub.

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Originally posted by jonas Bitter, are we? If needed, you can borrow the Mexican mowing my lawn for a back rub.

bitter? Not in the very least, why would I? I have almost all of the privilege, if not more of the privilige that you enjoy. You are a slave to your own system, you will always be a slave. I, on the other hand, am above your system.