Desperate times call for desperate measures. Not even a year ago, as far as up to April of last year, I was fully capable of paying for my bills but also have money left over on the side to buy myself a little "something something". A nice t-shirt here, expensive jeans there. But as I look back over the past 6-8 months, discounting all the presents from Christmas/Birthday, I haven't bought myself shit. And I miss that, I miss the feel of brand new clothes, or a new watch around my wrist, hell! - even getting my car detailed once in a while for that spanking new look. But I can't afford that shit anymore. Everything has gone up in price, and my pay definitely hasn't reflected the spike in the cost of living.

So it has come to this. I think I'm going to work on getting a (what you yanks call) "Sugar Mama". A 45+ divorcee with nothing better to to than spend a potion of her salary on material goods to keep me happy, satisfied, and looking good in return for exorbitant sexual favors.

Best case scenario is that she will soon thereafter (...oh I dunno... 3 months?) become bored with me and toss me aside for someone younger. Leaving me with my bounty of clothes and accessories. Worse case scenario - I'll ride it out until things improve for myself financially and then leave on my own accord.

Either way, I think the idea is sound.

Last edited by denys envy on Feb-10-2009 at 19:13

Will you update this thread with new developments in the sugar mama saga?

U fonna look dough boy fresh son!

Not sure about MD but SoCal is swarming with them. They are aggressive too. With the shit economy the wifes are divorcing and taking their half and the house. Right now is prime hunting season around here if you are into that.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. Not sure about MD but SoCal is swarming with them. They are aggressive too. With the shit economy the wifes are divorcing and taking their half and the house. Right now is prime hunting season around here if you are into that.

I'd love to, but a move to SoCal will cost me money... It would be ideal to meet one here on a business trip or something, that would pay for my visit/move. Maybe even let me stick around the house until I find my footing. I could throw mad parties at the place. Everyone's invited!

I've been searching for one of those myself.. good luck hunting!

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Originally posted by barbina I've been searching for one of those myself.. good luck hunting!

This is as good as it's gonna get in your area....

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Originally posted by denys envy I'd love to, but a move to SoCal will cost me money... It would be ideal to meet one here on a business trip or something, that would pay for my visit/move. Maybe even let me stick around the house until I find my footing. I could throw mad parties at the place. Everyone's invited!

You dont want one that does business trips, you want the ones that are loaded from divorcing the doctor and just want to brag to their cougar friends that they are shagging a 20something kid. Due to the amount of attractive young girls, the older women are trying to keep up. Ive seen a cougar try to take a younger girls guy away just prove they " still got it".

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Originally posted by L.E.N. You dont want one that does business trips, you want the ones that are loaded from divorcing the doctor and just want to brag to their cougar friends that they are shagging a 20something kid. Due to the amount of attractive young girls, the older women are trying to keep up. Ive seen a cougar try to take a younger girls guy away just prove they " still got it".

I had one try to grab me about a year and a half ago. She was 47 and was a make-up artist for a big model/talent agency in DC. We met at a fashion show one of my friend's DJed and later on invited everyone to the club. After I got done playing she was all over my nuts.

She drove a Jaguar (very close to a Cougar, lol) and took me out to breakfast the next day. She kept calling afterwards, but I never responded because it was a bit awkward for me at the time. Now I totally wish I'd have kept her around... I don't even remember her phone # - never saved it. I guess its a lesson learned.

But to be fair, I didn't need it at the time... Should've planned ahead.

you better be at least remotely attractive. Cougars don't dig ugly sob's

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Originally posted by squirrelly you better be at least remotely attractive. Cougars don't dig ugly sob's

ahh... damn it.


well nevermind then.

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Originally posted by denys envy ahh... damn it. well nevermind then.

You lost any weight yet?