1) Sit alone in your room jerking off to the sound of another couple fucking, then crymax (tears as lube etc)
2) Walk in naked with a boner and a smile.
Godspeed.
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Feb-26-2009 01:59
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
Join them.
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quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
Feb-26-2009 02:02
astroboy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Melbourne
try to do things that'll put them off.. play inappropriate music.. fart loudly outside their door etc
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Feb-26-2009 02:03
coroknight
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2008
Location: Deeper
Re: Re: So my female housemate has a new male friend
quote:
Originally posted by bas
You got two options:
1) Sit alone in your room jerking off to the sound of another couple fucking, then crymax (tears as lube etc)
2) Walk in naked with a boner and a smile.
Godspeed.
Crymax fuckin lol
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Feb-26-2009 02:07
Reza
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Richmond Hill
quote:
Originally posted by Rose
Join them.
Feb-26-2009 02:11
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Re: Re: So my female housemate has a new male friend
quote:
Originally posted by bas
You got two options:
1) Sit alone in your room jerking off to the sound of another couple fucking, then crymax (tears as lube etc)
2) Walk in naked with a boner and a smile.
Godspeed.
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Feb-26-2009 02:13
Lomeli
Mountain Thug
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Entuculo, Mexico
LOL @ Bas!
crymax.... try lsd at the same time to frymax.
Feb-26-2009 02:14
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
I like frymax. Makes objects bigger than they appear.
Feb-26-2009 02:16
Lomeli
Mountain Thug
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Entuculo, Mexico
Re: Re: So my female housemate has a new male friend
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Crymax
An Asian's peak sexual moment.
Feb-26-2009 02:18
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
Watch porn in the living room and turn it up really loud.
