fuck spring for making plants have plant sex and fucking up my shit! FUCK!
I can't even breath, chew, have a fucking conversation with someone without having to wipe my snot box 48 times.

okay spring, I appreciate you bringing beautiful females out from hibernating and the booty shorts that come with them...but FUCK! I'd rather be parading around in snow pants, 7 sweaters and a gay eskimo jacket than have my nostrils leaking like pre-pubescent boy having uncontrollable wet dreams.

fuck.

rant finished.

now going to masturbate in my office, lick my finger then cram it in my ass...

___________________

nightdreamer

God gave you allergies because you touch yourself at night.

lol...forgot to ask

any recommendations for good, fast acting, long lasting allergy meds?

this is only the second year I've reacted to plant sex...last year wasn't than bad and I could deal with it. This year, not so fun.

guess my body is changing.

___________________

nightdreamer

I recommend guzzling antifreeze to cure allergies. Trust me.

quote:

Originally posted by Owen M lol...forgot to ask any recommendations for good, fast acting, long lasting allergy meds? this is only the second year I've reacted to plant sex...last year wasn't than bad and I could deal with it. This year, not so fun. guess my body is changing.

I love spring as well but I can relate.
The second the grass comes out Im fucking dead - and then each time someone cuts their lawn my next few hours are over. Im going to Arizona where I can have a yard full of rocks.

A lot of pollen ruins me as well. But fucking weeds in the fall = FML


Im a big fan of reactin. During parts of the year I take it on a daily basis and it almost always works.

___________________
"House music is the soundtrack to the more deviant, exciting, rebellious side of life." -Lawler

quote:

Originally posted by Owen M lol...forgot to ask any recommendations for good, fast acting, long lasting allergy meds?

Reactine for sure I usually don't get allergies, but last year I started getting runny nose and itchy eyes during spring, I took Reactine it gets rid of all these in like 10-15 min. I also have prescripted ones from the doctor It's twice the dosage 20mg

Aqua Sense

It works so well. You have to get it.

It completely cleanse your nose.

Cocaine will block your sinuses from pollens

___________________
www.ozmozisevents.com
Facebook Fanpage

quote:

Originally posted by SniFFleS Aqua Sense It works so well. You have to get it. It completely cleanse your nose.

I'll trust a guy named "Sniffles" on things related to your nose. You should know more than anyone.

Just like Dave Atell says about getting directions from a one legged man.

___________________

nightdreamer

quote:

Originally posted by Owen M I'll trust a guy named "Sniffles" on things related to your nose. You should know more than anyone. Just like Dave Atell says about getting directions from a one legged man.

I used to have terrible allergies but now a days it only get it in the fall... odd i know. But the burning question on everyones mind is.. Are you recovering from a saucing last night?

get a Neti Pot, that'll rinse everything out. 20 Bucks at Shopper's Drug Mart.

Works much better to help me breathe than my prescription nasal spray. In fact, because of the Neti Pot, I've stopped using my prescription entirely, did Fuck All as far as I'm concerned.

___________________
They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.

the best selling allergy medication at my dad's pharmacy is reactine for many years.

___________________