good stuff

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

my favorite

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

(hope this isn't a repost, I didn't put too much effort into my search)

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It's kind of like bang the drum slowly, except the drum is a chick

Bas' thread about this > your thread about this.

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(213): Repost

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Originally posted by amp3 good stuff http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ my favorite (214): dude. I'm so drunk. (972): stu, this is your mum (214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass (972): ok, just dont wake your dad

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(843):Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN

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Who's BaS?

203): I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Fail

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...tsfromlastnight

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quote:

Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

A

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O-o-oh. What? How'd you get in here? Hey

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