I'm taking a vow of celibacy. Who's with me?

My mother was right. I shouldn't start dating until I'm 35. Doing so now is foolish.

I understanding having fun when you're young, but the fun should be from either drugs or having good experiences (sex is overrated, like I said). I want to go skydiving on LSD. Climb a mountain. Perform in front of a cheering crowd. Learn multiple languages. Cook gourmet food. All that life fulfilling stuff.

I dunno, every single time I have sex I go "That was nice, but what's the big deal?" My orgasms are good, but not they're not THAT good. Also, like I've said before here... the act of sex is so repetitive and uninteresting. If I could fast forward the time from my erection to my ejaculation, I'd do it in a heartbeat and have one second sex/masturbation for the rest of my life.

So much time wasted worrying about sex. Time to stop thinking with my penis.

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