A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute.
The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute
yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and
tells him to look up 'prostitute.' The definition reads:
'A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. '
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her
to look up 'panda.
' The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.'
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Jun-13-2009 15:01
tubularbills
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Jun-13-2009 15:06
smekzg
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Jun-13-2009 15:25
woscar
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Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
TED PROMO'S MOTHER IS THE PROSTITUTE AND I AM THE PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jun-13-2009 21:01
nekholm
nekholm
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Location: .fi
FAIL! The panda didn't shoot.
A panda he walks into a Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down. Once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out. The manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food", so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up.
The workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing.
He hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear".
It says "small black and white bear, native to asia. Eats shoots and leaves."
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Jun-13-2009 22:15
Akridrot
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quote:
Originally posted by nekholm
FAIL! The panda didn't shoot.
A panda he walks into a Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down. Once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out. The manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food", so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up.
The workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing.
He hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear".
It says "small black and white bear, native to asia. Eats shoots and leaves."
This one is worse and 10x less funny/clever. Fuck you and fuck your "joke"
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Jun-13-2009 22:18
tubularbills
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Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by hundred
TED PROMO'S MOTHER IS THE PROSTITUTE AND I AM THE PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jun-13-2009 22:21
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
This one is worse and 10x less funny/clever. Fuck you and fuck your "joke"
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