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| quote: | Rules to Live by:
1. Never quickly move any metal utensil toward your mouth.
2. Do your own dishes within 24 hours of having used them, the sooner the better.
3. Do not backwash into a communal device.
4. Always be a sweety and wipe the seaty if you are sprinkly when you tinkly.
5. The woman should check, it is not the mans responsibility to lower the seat, but it is a courtesy.
6. If you drop anything which does not belong, pick or sweep it up and dispose of it in the right place.
7. Do not block a right of way.
8. Treat all people respectfully and be frank if they offend you.
9. Never pee in the pool unless you are stranded and there is no hope of rescue before your bladder bursts.
10. Never use your penis as a device for slapstick or as an offensive weapon against another male.
11. Where possible keep yourself organized, or atleast present aesthetic unkemptness. Lived in does not mean lived in dumpster. |
I knew he could type like a normal person
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