well i dont usually post my day to day life stories in the cor lost most people, but i thought id share this one with you guys aha..


i went in today to complete a drug test for this internship that i got.It was at this small office place and a kid was in front of me. Okay, cool. He took 45 fucking minutes. This ****** comes out to the waiting area and was supposed to provide a urine sample and deff did NOT provide a sample of urine.

Him and his mom left, and the lady busted out laughing when the door shut and went OMG...I dont even know what to do. By this time Im about ready to piss my pants, like I asked this lady if I could just go in the breakroom and pee in the cup really fast while waiting. The lady had to sanitize the bathroom between patients of course, then I went in there and just pissed like a racehorse in that cup and got out of that bathroom, because I knew what weird kid had been doing in it before me.

Seriously, are people that DUMB? Kid was in a room, by himself with a toliet and sink with water cut off and the sound of a fan, how the fuck did he do that shit in there?

How did he have a wank? It's not exactly hard to visualise. I'm just amazed it took him 45 minutes

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Originally posted by Fledz How did he have a wank? It's not exactly hard to visualise. I'm just amazed it took him 45 minutes

He was obviously nervous and couldn't get it up.

The real question is WHY he was having a wank at a drug test

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Originally posted by Sushipunk The real question is WHY he was having a wank at a drug test

+1


seriously, what the fuck?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

Maybe the girl who gave him the cup was hot?

maybe he just could not pee?

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They asked him to fill the cup.. they didn't specify with what.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

did you have to use your AK?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Maybe he was thinking of those nurse/patient scenes?

how old was the kid

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Originally posted by Slylee did you have to use your AK?

LOL! That's what I was thinking before I opened the thread

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Originally posted by Brian Scott LOL! That's what I was thinking before I opened the thread

u live in hollywood florida or cali?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee u live in hollywood florida or cali?

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Hollywood, FL

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