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jupiterone
housin' guide

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
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Re: Customize Your DJ Gear
OMFG LOOK AT ME IM DJ DAN. I THINK IM SO FUCKING COOL AND GOOD LOOKING THAT I NEED TO PUT MY FUCKING FACE AND FAT ASS ON MY MIXER. HOLY SHIT
LOOK AT ME I MADE IT ONTO THE DJ TOP 10 LIKE LAST YEAR THEN I FUCKING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE MY BODY FAT AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS SPIKED THAT THE ENERGY EMITTED FROM MY DENSE FAT BREATH DISRUPTED THE STABILITY OF THE LHC CREATING A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE THAT ENGULFED MY CHANCES OF EVER REACHING THAT POSITION AGAIN. THEN I WAS LIKE, DUDE WHY NOT JUST TRY MARKETING MYSELF BY CREATING A MIXER SKIN WITH MY FACE ON IT SO I CAN GET A STIFFY WHENEVER I PLAY OUT AND JUST BE LIKE DUDE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ME ITS FUCKING EDDIE HALLIWELL, WATCH ME PUT MY NAME ON MY CDJ'S LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO TATTOOS HIS NAME ON HIS ARM. SHIT IM GOING TO FORGET MY NAME, IVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF ALZHEIMERS. IM SO YOUNG THOUGH. SHIT MAN, WATCH ME TWIST THOSE KNOBS AND PUT MY CDJ IN VINYL MODE AND JUST BE LIKE, WOOOOOSH LOLOLOL PING PONG PING PONG, BEAT REPEAT. OMFG LETHAL UNDERGROUND PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH MODEL8. HOLY SHIT IM SO GOOD. ONE SEC LET ME LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY CDJ TO SEE WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN, OH YA, ITS EDDIE HALLIWELL, ONLY I CAN DO EFFECTS THAT COOL BECAUSE IM EDDIE HALLIWELL AND I HAVE MY NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY CDJ SO FUCK YOU. AND LET ME GIVE OFF THIS REALLY COOL SMILE, LIKE HAHAHAHA SHIT THIS CDJ SKIN IS SO COOL AND FUNNY IVE NEVER BEEN SO AMUSED IN MY LIFE. THIS IS LIKE THE PINNACLE OF AWESOME COMEDY. ITS LIKE WATCHING CHRIS FARLEY AND MONTY PYTHON HAVE SEX WITH DAN AKROYD IN A CONEHEAD HAT.
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StyleFlip612
tranceaddict in training
Registered: May 2009
Location: Minneapolis
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You can design your gear any way you want them to look.
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May-22-2009 17:34
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Clovis
techno jungle shit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Re: Re: Customize Your DJ Gear
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
OMFG LOOK AT ME IM DJ DAN. I THINK IM SO FUCKING COOL AND GOOD LOOKING THAT I NEED TO PUT MY FUCKING FACE AND FAT ASS ON MY MIXER. HOLY SHIT
LOOK AT ME I MADE IT ONTO THE DJ TOP 10 LIKE LAST YEAR THEN I FUCKING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE MY BODY FAT AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS SPIKED THAT THE ENERGY EMITTED FROM MY DENSE FAT BREATH DISRUPTED THE STABILITY OF THE LHC CREATING A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE THAT ENGULFED MY CHANCES OF EVER REACHING THAT POSITION AGAIN. THEN I WAS LIKE, DUDE WHY NOT JUST TRY MARKETING MYSELF BY CREATING A MIXER SKIN WITH MY FACE ON IT SO I CAN GET A STIFFY WHENEVER I PLAY OUT AND JUST BE LIKE DUDE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ME ITS FUCKING EDDIE HALLIWELL, WATCH ME PUT MY NAME ON MY CDJ'S LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO TATTOOS HIS NAME ON HIS ARM. SHIT IM GOING TO FORGET MY NAME, IVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF ALZHEIMERS. IM SO YOUNG THOUGH. SHIT MAN, WATCH ME TWIST THOSE KNOBS AND PUT MY CDJ IN VINYL MODE AND JUST BE LIKE, WOOOOOSH LOLOLOL PING PONG PING PONG, BEAT REPEAT. OMFG LETHAL UNDERGROUND PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH MODEL8. HOLY SHIT IM SO GOOD. ONE SEC LET ME LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY CDJ TO SEE WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN, OH YA, ITS EDDIE HALLIWELL, ONLY I CAN DO EFFECTS THAT COOL BECAUSE IM EDDIE HALLIWELL AND I HAVE MY NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY CDJ SO FUCK YOU. AND LET ME GIVE OFF THIS REALLY COOL SMILE, LIKE HAHAHAHA SHIT THIS CDJ SKIN IS SO COOL AND FUNNY IVE NEVER BEEN SO AMUSED IN MY LIFE. THIS IS LIKE THE PINNACLE OF AWESOME COMEDY. ITS LIKE WATCHING CHRIS FARLEY AND MONTY PYTHON HAVE SEX WITH DAN AKROYD IN A CONEHEAD HAT. |

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Magnetonium
Dubstep = Douchestep

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Port Burwell, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Re: Customize Your DJ Gear
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
OMFG LOOK AT ME IM DJ DAN. I THINK IM SO FUCKING COOL AND GOOD LOOKING THAT I NEED TO PUT MY FUCKING FACE AND FAT ASS ON MY MIXER. HOLY SHIT
LOOK AT ME I MADE IT ONTO THE DJ TOP 10 LIKE LAST YEAR THEN I FUCKING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE MY BODY FAT AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS SPIKED THAT THE ENERGY EMITTED FROM MY DENSE FAT BREATH DISRUPTED THE STABILITY OF THE LHC CREATING A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE THAT ENGULFED MY CHANCES OF EVER REACHING THAT POSITION AGAIN. THEN I WAS LIKE, DUDE WHY NOT JUST TRY MARKETING MYSELF BY CREATING A MIXER SKIN WITH MY FACE ON IT SO I CAN GET A STIFFY WHENEVER I PLAY OUT AND JUST BE LIKE DUDE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ME ITS FUCKING EDDIE HALLIWELL, WATCH ME PUT MY NAME ON MY CDJ'S LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO TATTOOS HIS NAME ON HIS ARM. SHIT IM GOING TO FORGET MY NAME, IVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF ALZHEIMERS. IM SO YOUNG THOUGH. SHIT MAN, WATCH ME TWIST THOSE KNOBS AND PUT MY CDJ IN VINYL MODE AND JUST BE LIKE, WOOOOOSH LOLOLOL PING PONG PING PONG, BEAT REPEAT. OMFG LETHAL UNDERGROUND PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH MODEL8. HOLY SHIT IM SO GOOD. ONE SEC LET ME LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY CDJ TO SEE WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN, OH YA, ITS EDDIE HALLIWELL, ONLY I CAN DO EFFECTS THAT COOL BECAUSE IM EDDIE HALLIWELL AND I HAVE MY NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY CDJ SO FUCK YOU. AND LET ME GIVE OFF THIS REALLY COOL SMILE, LIKE HAHAHAHA SHIT THIS CDJ SKIN IS SO COOL AND FUNNY IVE NEVER BEEN SO AMUSED IN MY LIFE. THIS IS LIKE THE PINNACLE OF AWESOME COMEDY. ITS LIKE WATCHING CHRIS FARLEY AND MONTY PYTHON HAVE SEX WITH DAN AKROYD IN A CONEHEAD HAT. |

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Whenever you go and buy something, you are affecting someone somewhere, be it environment, a person, or a community - you're making a statement with what you buy. So make it a smart choice ... Its a big picture
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