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jupiterone
housin' guide



Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
amazing clothes on amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/d.../ref=pd_sbs_a_1
http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt..._pr_product_top

sample of some of the reviews:

quote:

I was searching for clothes that speak to me.. These pants not only spoke to me, they entered my soul and transformed me. When I get out of my bitchin 78 camaro wearing these bad boys, there's no question who the boss man is..
You can easily go commando in these and feel even more manly. Your junk swings freely and using the restroom is that much easier..
Accessories to consider:
Flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. The "don't mess with me" look.
flip flops - The casual "I'm too lazy to get fully dressed" look.
baseball helmet with two beer can holders on the sides.
Ball cap worn backwards or to the side. You know I'm coooool.
These pants will get the ladies. There are many many places these can be worn to attract the female species:
Tractor pull
Walmart
NASCAR events
Your local neighborhood crack houses.
The drug rehab rec room
Any place in the state of IOWA.

I recommend buying multiple pairs. Keep an extra pair in the trunk of your car.. You never know where you will wake up in the morning but you will always have a clean pair of these bad boys with you..


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Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.


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Palladium
I want you to feel pain



Registered: May 2005
Location: At the Terrace, wineing

CAMPIONS!!!

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Joss Weatherby
Banned



Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course

rofl

the shirts also viewed items...


A gallon of milk, those horrid pants, a couple books (one by Joe the Plumber) and a $500 ethernet cable from denon...

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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen



Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-.../ref=pd_sim_a_4

hahahaha

//http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/d.../ref=pd_sbs_a_4


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chach
muppets



Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
Re: amazing clothes on amazon

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt..._pr_product_top

I actually owned that shirt

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Lilith
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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Re: amazing clothes on amazon

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Originally posted by jupiterone
http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/d.../ref=pd_sbs_a_1
http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt..._pr_product_top

sample of some of the reviews:


Some of the last viewed items are well...

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d-miurge
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Unicornland

That review is incredible:

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.



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jupiterone
housin' guide



Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles



I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

fuck me in the face

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