for the record, someone started a twitter account pretending to be shaq, only to be found out, and only for shaq to make his own account. It's absolutely hysterical
see:
Its freezn n portland, schwlbbbbb schlwbbbb dats da lip shiver sound
THE_REAL_SHAQ http://twitpic.com/2egj4 - Twittamentary my dear Watson.
got a couple of movies dis summer no more rappin last time I rapped I ened up on youtube lol
Weee weee wha weee weee wha weee wee weeee what's song is this
and randomest of all, he gives out tickets to his games like this:
People n phoenix u have 5 min to touch me I have 2 laker tickets n my hand I'm on a corner at a bus stop
he announces where he is, first person to touch him gets them
Originally posted by mezzir
As much as I once despised it, shaq's twitter made it all worth it: http://twitter.com/the_real_shaq
for the record, someone started a twitter account pretending to be shaq, only to be found out, and only for shaq to make his own account. It's absolutely hysterical
I was sitting, chilling, watching the pheonix mavs game... and they had a 2 minute story about this douchebag and the owner of the mavs twitting each other
i was like "omg WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
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Apr-05-2009 20:20
Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC
The Rick Reilly one seriously makes me lol all the time.
"Looks like Dante Stallworth will be charged for Manslaughter. One look at his B.A.C. and I knew this sad story would turn out B.A.D."
"Still not impressed by this Alex Ovechkin. Kid's a total puck hog. I've had kidney stones that passed quicker!"
"Think LeBron James is good? Pfft. He wouldn't last a second in Aussie girls' netball, where you must shoot STANDING STILL."
"Andrew Bynum partying it up at the Playboy Mansion while he's supposedly off injured? You Grotto be kidding me!"
"As the first openly gay member of the Southern marching band, it's only fitting that Julius Farr plays the triangle."
"What else can one possibly say about Tiger? That was the greatest comeback since the original Easter Sunday!"
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Apr-05-2009 20:36
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
New internet social sites are dull now because it takes less time from their conception to old people to catching on, logging in, finding you, and generally lowering the excitement of that site.
Fuck twitter. It sounds gay, and it is gay. It has now surpassed ESPN reports of athletes sending text messages to other athletes or coaches as the most irritating faux news coverage that nobody gives a fuck about.