Registered: May 2002
Location: Coral Springs, FLORIDA
Hey boss, I won't be in today because...
I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally,
I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may
now contain false information.
The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even
gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when
I am startled.
The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
My mother-in-law has come back as one of the undead and we
must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her
heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.
I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined
that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I
have to arrange for helicopter transportation.
I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.
I refuse to travel to my job in the District until there is a commuter
tax. I insist on paying my fair share.
or u can say i cant go to work because I DONT LIKE IT~
probably wont be able to go back but tell me it wouldnt be sweet to just say that once.
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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU
Jun-21-2002 19:32
davinox
diving deep into sound
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
office space....lol
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
Jun-21-2002 19:58
PhaseFour
Big Bad Bald Asian Guy
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Sacramento and/or UC Davis, California
because my monkey ate my spleen!!!!!
hey davinox, did gouryella and 7th city get banned AGAIN? wtf
Jun-22-2002 06:16
DJ LIQUID
House DJ 4 Life
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: IL USA
because....im fucking your daughter
Jun-22-2002 08:15
eXeTik
עד מתי פסיכומטרי 1.1
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: +++++---+-------Location: ---+-----+-+------Location: ---+----+-+-+-----Location: ---+---+------+---
Because I have to surf TA some more
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Last edited by eXeTik on Jun-22-2002 at 08:49
Jun-22-2002 08:26
Tak
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Perth, Australia
Ther is a really ugly cat with no ears standing infront of my car that gets in my way whichever way I go.
THIS HAS WORKED FOR ME BEFORE AT SCHOOL *I said on the road but*
Hey boss, I won't be in today because...
