can we share friendship??

no. my friendship is limited.

i can only offer you this home depot gift certificate of $12.00

i actually need that, i need to buy some hammer n nails to pierce my dick

an email will be sent to you shortly regarding this coupon.

ty

It's actually not a bad URL to have. You could probably make something out of it.

But you won't.

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Actually, just 'youdrunk.com' would be better.

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