The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks
has been filed in a NY court.
It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade
Center left home for work on Sept. 11. When he got to
Manhattan, he decided to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in
the Village.
When he got to her place, he turned off the phones, TV and radio and spent
the entire morning in bed with her. At about
11:00am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on to
retrieve his messages.
A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone crying and screaming at
him, "I've been trying to call you for over two
hours!! I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK?!?" He answered calmly
that he was fine.
The wife then asked, "Where are you?" The guy said, "Where do you think I
am? I'm in my office!"

LOL.

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Eeeoooucchhh!!

Could've been worse though, he COULD have went to work that day....

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Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

That guy definitely doesnt know how to lie. . . jeez. . . It gives guys like me a bad reputation


























If he was smart, he would have come home home all bruised and battered, torn his shirt and pants, thrown his tie away, and played in a sandbox to get dirty.

!!


!!!!

He Could have gotten PAID!!!!!!!

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Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

he could have said he was at his parents or something

ouch....... I pity the wife....... I think the man deserves it..... I mean, you're happily married. why would you wanna cheat? and if you do, there's a 90% chance you'll get caught......
but then again, if he wasn't cheating on his wife, then he woud have gone to the office that day and......

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he shoulda gone to his office
unfaithful people deserve to die!

Man, What a kick in the ass to his wife, This is funny and all, But.. It must suck to be her all worried and shit, And then find out that he was haveing sex with his girlfriend..

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Originally posted by LadyLuck13 Could've been worse though, he COULD have went to work that day....

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PURE tallent.. nothing more to say...

can you say BUSTED... lol..

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

quote:

Originally posted by Matrix If he was smart, he would have come home home all bruised and battered, torn his shirt and pants, thrown his tie away, and played in a sandbox to get dirty.

LMAO!, i find that strangely funny
he could of, but didnt, cuz hes a stupid bastard

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