A DRUNKEN British tourist had his testicles and penis set alight for allegedly attempting to sexually assault a woman.
A 26-year old Greek woman is said to have poured an alcoholic drink on his genitals and set him on fire after he assaulted her in a crowded bar in Crete.
He is then said to have "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.
After asking him to stop harassing her, the Greek woman is said to have poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals, before seizing a lighter and setting fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals.
The Briton is currently in a private clinic in Heraklion, the capital of Crete, being treated for second degree burns to his testicles and penis.
However, the Greek woman has become an overnight national hero and has been praised by doing the right legal thing – turning herself over to police and the courts to be put on trial.
The magistrate and prosecutor unanimously agreed to set the woman free pending trial, an indication that they accepted her argument that she "acted in justified self-defence".
A small crowd is reported to have shouted "bravo, bravo", as she was led away by police.
Aug-10-2009 06:20
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
great balls of fire would make for a great COCKtail name
Aug-10-2009 07:12
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Hardest part making that would either be trying to find an Englishman with balls or convincing him to stick them in the glass?
Aug-10-2009 07:16
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
girl power yo
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Aug-10-2009 07:29
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Hardest part making that would either be trying to find an Englishman with balls or convincing him to stick them in the glass?
You've not seen half of the country
My cousin told me about this last friday, I find it kinda funny. Reminds me of when some drunken prat in mallorca thought it'd be funny to pull his trousers down and let his dick loose on a pool table during a tournament as another guy was lining up a shot. He smashed it at this guys dick and hit it straight on the tip of it full pelt. He soon retreated.
Aug-10-2009 08:02
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by narcism
great balls of fire would make for a great COCKtail name
Aug-10-2009 10:35
Lunar Phase 7
Not a Flying Toy.
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Zone 4
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
Perhaps this could be a new and lucrative line of adventure for you adrenaline junkie?
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Aug-10-2009 12:33
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
See how fucking insane Greek people are? Goddammit. I could totally see that stupid fucking housekeeper at my work doing something like this. Loud obnoxious bitch.
Aug-10-2009 12:35
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
Got to love the British under the influence of alcohol.
