This chick I met out at a club when i was hammered. I was pretty wrecked so next thing i know were making out. Well i go to another club without her but she gets my number. Starts calling me alot. She told me she did alot of modeling so even though i didn't remember her I assumed she was hot. I finally decide to take her out. When i get to her place & see her sober, i was like WTMF. I ended up leaving her at the club. After that I told my friends there was no way she's a model and said she prolly is making movies with 90 yeard old men or getting gang banged by a bunch of niggaz.
yea 2 girls that went to my highschool ended up being in porn/stripping.
one of them was a crazy bitch and i was dating her ex and everyone kept warning me saying, "you better hope you don't run into alexandra when you're with ryan, she's a crazy bitch and she's obsessed with him". lol
i never ran into her but she took a bat to his car and then i decided to just be friends with that guy lol no fucking thank you to stripper jerry springer drama.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-10-2009 13:06
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
Knew a stripper with a stalker who firebombed her car. Actually saw the results, inside of the vehicle was totally blackened and fucked up.
Aug-10-2009 13:09
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Originally posted by Meat187
As well as this:
I don't even know what to say. How embarrassing for him and his comically large beer-gut.
Aug-10-2009 13:10
Demoted
hi!
Registered: Jun 2009
Location: CrackDen
I found out some guy I used to work with who was a total chauvinist dudebro is now in gay porn to sustain himself.
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Aug-10-2009 13:28
ziptnf
Programming your future
Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY
A girl from my high school is in porn now, her porn name is Charley Chase. I used to take Biology and Geometry with this bitch
Originally posted by jonSun
This chick I met out at a club when i was hammered. I was pretty wrecked so next thing i know were making out. Well i go to another club without her but she gets my number. Starts calling me alot. She told me she did alot of modeling so even though i didn't remember her I assumed she was hot. I finally decide to take her out. When i get to her place & see her sober, i was like WTMF. I ended up leaving her at the club. After that I told my friends there was no way she's a model and said she prolly is making movies with 90 yeard old men or getting gang banged by a bunch of niggaz.
