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your tax dollars hard at work people. oh yes, its one busy day
there was a young dj named ben
to get gigs, hed go down on men
he said \"its not fair
i hate pubic hair!\"
but he did it again and again
a superstar dj called scott
got ben to brown-tongue his bott
\"if the kid wants to play,
he\'d better try being gay\"
and benji, he swallowed the lot
there was a producer named dave
to gay men he\'d quite frequently wave
\"i pretend to hate guys,
but really thats lies
its cock and balls i secretly crave\"
a nerdy dj called phil
in tathi\'s mum he\'s occasionally spill
\"i know she\'s a slut
but she takes huge cock in the butt!
and then theres no need for the pill\"
there was a young hottie called vi
on her boyfriend she liked to pee
the piss turned him on
his cock grew quite long
then he made the bitch clean up
there was a young raver called kel
who\'s cvnt has an unfortunate smell
despite what she tried
its smelt like something had died
and crawled its way into her well
a world famous dj names\' soupy
had a cock that was 100% droopy
he\'d tried vitamin v
but still no semen, just pee!
so to men he offered his poopy
a dj/producer named marsh
took anyone\'s cock in the arse
he said i admit
i like cock in my shit
now fvck my date really harsh
an intellectual named james
read political textbooks for games
his brain was that great
he could only masturbate
his put his skills into the wrong aims
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Dear PKC
way better than my 5 line effort! 
