So I stole this from some other forum I read.

1. Text someone "can I tap that?"
2. Post back results
3. laugh at other posts


examples

Me: Hey girl, so when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: Huh?
Me: Is huh Vietnamese for Tuesday?
Her: your not making sense in htown today
Me: I'll be in HTown this weekend. How 'bout I tap it then?
Her: ur dumb




me: Hey shelli.

her: Don!!! whats up babe.

me: same old,same old. Well I just wanted to ask you something.

her: whats that??

me: When you gonna let me tap that?

her: lmao!! uhh..try again honey.

me: I'll pay you.

her: lol. uhh no. where did this come from?? haha

me: its just a joke. I really don't want to tap you. but can you at least send me nude pics of yourself ??

her: haha good night hun

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You ain't no daisy, no daisy at all

LOL:


Me: What up Heather?
Her: Nothing just leaving work.
Me: Cool... what are the odds you'll let me tap that?
Her: What!?
Me: Tap that. Tap that ass.
Her: You're married!
Me: What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
Her: Haha fuckin' liar.
Me: ?
Her: ?
Me: Don't tell anyone about this conversation.
Her: You're joking though right?
Me: Of course! Jesus.
Her: Just making sure.

Me: Question for you...
Nicole: Shoot.
Me: When can I tap that?
Nicole: That's a little weird.
me: Not that weird, right?
Nicole: Yes, it is.
Me: Why?
Nicole: Because I'm your sister.
Me: Oh. Right.

quote:

Originally posted by Renzo Me: Question for you... Nicole: Shoot. Me: When can I tap that? Nicole: That's a little weird. me: Not that weird, right? Nicole: Yes, it is. Me: Why? Nicole: Because I'm your sister. Me: Oh. Right.

Just for shits and giggles guys, here is the forum thread he is talking about. I have been reading it at work off and on for a few days now. It is 100 pages.

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quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

quote:

Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Just for shits and giggles guys, here is the forum thread he is talking about. I have been reading it at work off and on for a few days now. It is 100 pages.

me: hey man, so when can i tap that?
ben: whenever
me: cool, i'll be there in 5
ben: sick, i'll wear the nighty

good show benjamin

quote:

Originally posted by tubularbills me: hey man, so when can i tap that? ben: whenever me: cool, i'll be there in 5 ben: sick, i'll wear the nighty good show benjamin

When you sent that shit, I just couldn't help but lol.

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quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

"Tapping" is such a weird euphemism.

me : hey oksana
her: hey
me : when can i tap that?
her: what?
me : when can i tap that...?
her: whats tap that?
me : fml, never mind

me: hey whats up
her: nothing much you?
me: just chillin
her: right on what are you doing tonight?
me: I'm tappin that
her: excuse me?
me: you heard me :-P
her: lol, you crack me up
me: haha
her: so where do you want to meet?
me: where I can tell you all about what happened
her: what happened?
me: Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

me: you just lost THE GAME

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Originally posted by Renzo Me: Question for you... Nicole: Shoot. Me: When can I tap that? Nicole: That's a little weird. me: Not that weird, right? Nicole: Yes, it is. Me: Why? Nicole: Because I'm your sister. Me: Oh. Right.

awesome

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me: Hey, I was thinking, when are you going to let me tap that?
Haya: what?
me: Tap that sweet ass.
Haya: Why are you asking me this?
me: I caught a shit load of butterflies today, I'm a little hot and bothered.
Haya: ok, nowish?
me: you're fucking sick.
Haya: ???

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