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Joss Weatherby
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Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
FAO: Californians

Three guys are out camping, one from Kentucky, one from California, and one from Washington. They're sitting around the campfire shooting the breeze, when the guy from Kentucky pulls out a bottle of Bourbon, takes a gulp, puts the cap back on, tosses it into the air, pulls out a pistol, and shoots it before it hits the ground.

The guys from WA and CA look at him incredulously ... he just smiles and says "Hey -- where I'm from we got lots of good whiskey."

Hearing this, the guy from CA pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a big draught, corks it, tosses it into the air, pulls out a pistol, and shoots it before it hits the ground. He looks at the other two with a smile and says "Lot's of good wine in California you know."

The guy from Washington nods, pulls out a bottle of Red Hook, drinks it all, puts the cap back on the bottle and both back in his pack, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the Californian dead.

Looking at the shocked guy from Kentucky, he says "Don't worry man, where I'm from we've got lots of Californians but I really gotta recycle the bottle."


- Some guy on /.

Stay down there. That is all.

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Halcyon+On+On
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All of you west-coasters are the same trash anyhow.


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Joss Weatherby
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
All of you west-coasters are the same trash anyhow.


Alright, say that when we are gone and you are starving and poor cause you have no access to the Pacific.

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There's nothing wrong with the actual coast, just its inhabitants.


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Joss Weatherby
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
There's nothing wrong with the actual coast, just its inhabitants.


Washingtonians are the best folk you will ever meet.

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quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Washingtonians are the best folk you will ever meet.








No. I don't even know why they have an ego to begin with.


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quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Washingtonians are the best folk you will ever meet.


Obviously, you've never met Queenslanders


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Joss Weatherby
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quote:
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No. I don't even know why they have an ego to begin with.



Well thats easy Rose, its simply because we are superior in all forms of awesome.

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Obviously, you've never met Queenslanders


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Two Washington ******s are baking in an oven. One says to the other "damn its hot in here." The other responds "Jesus christ, just let me die in peace you fucking Washington ******. Could you quit fucking talking? Could you shut the fuck up for 2 fucking seconds and not report your latest insight into the world of pedo4chan. Jesus dickriding christ. Please. Just leave me the fuck alone. Fucking hell."

not oregon


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Jesus dickriding christ.



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Nie masz cwaniaka nad Warszawiaka!


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