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Originally posted by Vivid Boy Last night I was at the club and some chicks cousin was acting like a bitch to me, she thought she was hot shit and for real she wasnt hot at all. Anyways she was doing the ignore thing when id talk to her and im thinking in my head "bitch im only talkin to you to be nice because you're cousin is a friend". So I decided im going to be a complete asshole to her. and started bringing up dirt i had on her like "hey didn you used to date so and so back in the day?? He was a fuckin loooooser, he would always date the ugliest girls too" anyways i kept doing shit like that and it got to the point where she was totally ignoring me. So I made a joke to the group and she couldnt help but laugh. so i turned to her and i was like lets all go for a drink on me. and she put on a huge smile and was like omg for sure youre like my best friend now. so we got to the bar and i ordered everyone a drink but her. and laughed. love being an asshole to stuck up broads. its what i do

LOL

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy Last night I was at the club and some chicks cousin was acting like a bitch to me, she thought she was hot shit and for real she wasnt hot at all. Anyways she was doing the ignore thing when i'd talk to her and im thinking in my head "bitch im only talkin to you to be nice because you're cousin is a friend". So I decided im going to be a complete asshole to her. I started bringing up dirt i had on her like "hey didn't you used to date so and so back in the day?? He was a fuckin loooooser, he would always date the ugliest girls too" anyways i kept doing shit like that and it got to the point where she was totally ignoring me. So I made a joke to the group and she couldn't help but laugh. so i turned to her and i was like lets all go for a drink on me. and she put on a huge smile like omg for sure youre like my best friend now for a free drink. so we got to the bar and i ordered everyone a drink but her. and laughed. love being an asshole to stuck up broads. its what i do

Righteous!

hilarious shit!

Oh man... this topic reminds me of some bitch in Orlando. It was early and there weren't many people in the bar yet... I was ordering a drink for my friend and I and she was sitting on a bar stool next to me. We made a little small talk while I was waiting for my drink, and she seemed nice. When the drinks came I accidently spilled a little on the bar that got about a millimeter from her arm. She was wearing a white sweater and promptly snapped at me, "Hey, be more careful! This is an $800 Prada sweater!" I tried to be polite anyway and was like, "Hey I'm sorry..." and she goes, "Whatever, get the fuck away from me."

The switch inside me went off and I had to restrain myself, so I calmly walked away. I had seen her there a few times before, always on Fridays, always around the same time. Sure enough, 2 weeks later she was back and wearing the same white sweater. I went up to her and said, "Hey I'm Kevin... the guy that almost spilled something on your sweater a couple weeks ago... just wanted to apologize for that and let you know that you look awesome tonight, and I won't bother you again." She was stunned, but took the compliment- no doubt because bitches like that need their ego stroked at all times.

But it was all a planned distraction; the minute or so I was talking to her, I had a fat juicy black magic marker in my left hand behind her back bleeding all over her Prada sweater. I said goodbye, and promptly disappeared from the bar.

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Originally posted by The17sss But it was all a planned distraction; the minute or so I was talking to her, I had a fat juicy black magic marker in my left hand behind her back bleeding all over her Prada sweater. I said goodbye, and promptly disappeared from the bar.

nice!!! you make me proud

i wish i was as creative in getting back at bitches like that. altho i cant remember the last time i was ignored, most chix are polite to me maybe because they think i'm a retard i dunno

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 nice!!! you make me proud i wish i was as creative in getting back at bitches like that. altho i cant remember the last time i was ignored, most chix are polite to me maybe because they think i'm a retard i dunno

LOL... I was so fucking shocked because I'm always respectful to girls. But man, the level of snobbery that was oozing from this bitches pours was like nothing I'd ever seen and I had to get revenge. Fuck that sweater.

i usually just laugh and wind up with them at the end of the night anyway.

angry sex is the best sex

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One time, this girl was real snotty to me. So I said to her: "What was it like to act in a movie with Lindsay Lohan and get hit by a bus?, snapped my fingers in her face and walked away.

ZING RIGHT TO HER DOME!

Seriously though, who takes a magic marker to a club?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Seriously though, who takes a magic marker to a club?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Seriously though, who takes a magic marker to a club?