well lately i have come to the conclusion that human females are simply unable to provide the kind of sexual and emotional fulfillment that human males like me seek, which is why i am thinking of starting a website which you can use to meet members of not just the opposite sex but also of a different species!

to start off you will be able to find dates with horses, dogs, and cats, while birds and other species will be added depending on demand

who's with me, this could be the next facebook or twitter even

they stink worse

this is the second thread where i've been tricked into entering.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

What the FUCK are you saying?

Different species? Then tell me, michael jackson, where am I going to keep my giraffe girlfriend in this shitty aparment?

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

zoophilia or bestiality?

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What? I thought that's what TA was for.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

This is like a barnyard. It's full of horse shit and pig ******s.

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Not to mention a whole lot of shit ******s.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

it all makes sense now...your fascination with assholes and me and jenny, because we clearly act like little boys. you're gay

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

gayer then gay

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Originally posted by Slylee it all makes sense now...your fascination with assholes and me and jenny, because we clearly act like little boys. you're gay

ok thats it now you've done it

not only am i gonna eat your bum but im also gonna stretch it all the way from cali to kansas just you wait and see young lady!!