that I prefer my boyfriend drunk? he is fucking hilarious when he is drunk. he loosens up and acts like a retard with no shame at all. he just made me get him a glass of water while he's in the shower. i walked in and put it on the sink counter and he was like, "NO....i want it IN the shower"



who here is an awesome drunk?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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And, the best of all, I get drunk as often as there are summer solstices, so that makes my drunkenness all the more special

ps.: I'm curious - do I talk about my fiancée more than you talk about your boyfriend? Or is it the other way around?

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lol

I was just thinking about this

my boyfriend spent all day today with his football buddies watching the season openers and he is plastered.

Usually I get pissed when he's THIS drunk because he can be fucking gay and develops squinty eyes but today he's hilarious and I'm loving it.

He keeps commenting on the "awesome juxtaposition" of my "mint green bra straps" and black tank top
like he has mentioned it at least 20 times in complete awe

When I went to pick him up, we stopped to get coffee and he told this old broad in the drive-thru that she had beautiful eyes, then he got out of the car and walked up to the window to kiss her hand

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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I've grown to hate alcohol.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

I'm an awesome drunk I never drink too much & never throw up. I like having a good time but eventually if I'm sitting I'll end up falling asleep lol.

I must admit, I think the best drunk person I know is my mom. She says the most retard-est things I have ever heard and with a big slur. I think all my friends have seen my mom tipsy at one point

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

I'm alright I get happy and super friendly and start talking to randoms but if I drink more I get to the level I stop talking and just end up sitting there smiling at everyone like a retard.. meh at least I don't get aggressive or obnoxious.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

Yes. It's fucking terrible.

Really, who gives a f+ck?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

i give the highest fuck sir. up in the stratosphere blinging crack slinging diamonds on my neck swinging like tarzan in the amazon back in '62 jungles of vietnam using moms volkswagen travel 20 miles to the desert deliver crack to a shack desolate 2nd cactus on the left. arrive 5 minutes early and see dads beat me to the deal.

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Originally posted by tubularbills

What's so damn funny

I'm an awesome drunk

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