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Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom



Registered: Dec 2003
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we need a new joke thread.

what did the black woman get for having an abortion? a thank-you letter from the welfare center and $200 from crimestoppers.

let's hear some more.

Old Post Oct-15-2009 21:40  United States
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Slylee
love lockdown



Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

what's the shortest book ever written?



"Black People I've Met While Yachting"


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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Sunsnail
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Registered: Sep 2004
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What do you get when you put blacks into a barn.
farm equipment

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stren
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU

- why do you put the baby, into the blender, feet down ?
- so it can see you masturbate longer.


*edited for grammar


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Reza
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Richmond Hill

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.

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coolestrl
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Registered: Mar 2008
Location: New York, New York

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention Slyle/jennypie/mellymel: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….








The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

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woscar
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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala

quote:
Originally posted by stren
- why do you put the baby, into the blender, feet down ?
- so it see you masturbate longer.


Ba dum tss!


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Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam



Registered: Sep 2006
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Why did the little girl fall off the swings?


Because she had no arms.


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Sunsnail
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Registered: Sep 2004
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What's better than a baby in a blender?

A boy falling off a high altitude balloon



too soon

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stren
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Registered: Jul 2004
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- Why Michael Jackson doesn't ride a bike ?

- Cause he's dead


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coolestrl
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forgot this one

do you like fish sticks????












































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Slylee
love lockdown



Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

quote:
Originally posted by rT19
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.



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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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