two robbers disguised with permanent marker to their face arrested
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Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa. When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises. There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces permanent black marker.
They certainly made their mark in the history of dumb robberies.
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
How inkredibly stupid.
wow, sushi actually makes a funny one!!
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Oct-30-2009 05:23
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN wow, sushi actually makes a funny one!!
I know, it's about time!
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Oct-30-2009 05:46
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
it was worth the wait mate!!
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FUCK I LOVE FRIDAYS!
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Oct-30-2009 06:07
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
it was worth the wait mate!!
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FUCK I LOVE FRIDAYS!
Tell me about it! Man, this was a shit week.
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Oct-30-2009 06:11
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Tell me about it! Man, this was a shit week.
dont let it get you down stu, its only 4 weeks until my 37-day "not being at work" extravaganza. that should cheer you up
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Oct-30-2009 06:25
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
dont let it get you down stu, its only 4 weeks until my 37-day "not being at work" extravaganza. that should cheer you up
Motherfucker. 37 days??? What is that, long service leave or something? What are you going to do with your time off?
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Oct-30-2009 06:29
Paradox Lost
In This Twilight
Registered: Aug 2007
Location: San Francisco
I like how the guy on the left gave himself the classic bandit eyes.