There were these three guys that had broke into a jewelry store and there were three boxes on the floor. They soon saw a security guard coming and hid in the boxes. The security guard looks at the boxes and kicks the first one. The guy inside goes "ruff ruff" trying to sound like a dog. The security guard looks at the second box and kicks it. The guy inside goes "baaaa" trying to sound like a sheep. The security guard looks at the third box and kicks it. Nothing happens so he keeps kicking it over and over. Then he kicks it as hard as he can and the guy inside goes "Potatoes!".
Originally posted by BTG
ahah. nice one. even though its fucking stupid
my sentiments exactly!
Jul-14-2002 23:27
amdmaxx
Respekt
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: NJ
Re: stupid thief
lol
quote:
Originally posted by Dj_Andrew_K
There were these three guys that had broke into a jewelry store and there were three boxes on the floor. They soon saw a security guard coming and hid in the boxes. The security guard looks at the boxes and kicks the first one. The guy inside goes "ruff ruff" trying to sound like a dog. The security guard looks at the second box and kicks it. The guy inside goes "baaaa" trying to sound like a sheep. The security guard looks at the third box and kicks it. Nothing happens so he keeps kicking it over and over. Then he kicks it as hard as he can and the guy inside goes "Potatoes!".
Jul-15-2002 02:30
PhaseFour
Big Bad Bald Asian Guy
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Sacramento and/or UC Davis, California
i dont get it
Jul-15-2002 02:32
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
OH gawd! That jokes is as old as the hills...
But it's been soooo long since I've heard it...
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Jul-15-2002 06:08
Mikrop
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duh!
Jul-15-2002 11:13
Drifter
mmm boost
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia
reminds me of the one on the farm and with the haystacks...same principle
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